If think you are a douchebag.
I can’t you tell you I think you are a douchebag.
I can’t tell anyone I think you are a douchebag.
What’s worse I can’t write that I think you are a douchebag.
Thank you worthless ambulance chasing lawyers,
for complicating my life.
I think you are a douchebag.
But I am not telling you,
just thinking*
*The last bit was advised by a lawyer.
