Purpose: The Great Tanuky,
also known as Grand Master Tanuky, Dr. Tanuky, and that
mean-spirited-ruthless-evil-bastard ass hole, is looking to end up natural year
2015 with a Fiancée (for possible civil marriage in 2016, and eventual religious
ceremony).
Requirements:
1. Must be
compatible in these areas:
a.
Academically
– Some sort of academic degree (or working to get one). The higher the degree
the better chances to score this RFP.
b.
Professionally
- must work! Duh! The more prestigious the posting the better.
c.
Financially
– Not stingy, but not too prodigal. Need to be able to provide for herself.
Respect the money! I am not a Sugar Daddy, nor looking for a Sugar Mama.
2.
Must be
able to be a friend first, then lover-girlfriend-wife. Accept the honesty that
a real friend gives and be able to also provide it.
3.
Common-sense.
Never assume anything. Be clear on the requests. And no stupid questions like
“do I look fat”.
4.
Loyal.
To the point of forsaking all others. We will be a single unit to achieve our
goals.
5.
Must be
willing to sign a Pre-Nuptial Agreement. Each will provide equality for the
household maintenance. The rest is for personal use. The end-goal for residency
will be in the DC Metro area.
6.
Must be Catholic.
Yep, must be church-going, Pope-loving, lets-do-the charity-stuff, Christ-is-the-greatest
Catholic. The rest of faiths and atheist/agnostics need-not-apply.
7.
Socially
conscious and politically savvy. Willing to engage in philanthropies and
political action.
8.
Monogamy
is optional. If not, there will be periodic mandatory STD testing. At the expense
of the philandering partner.
9.
Children
will be negotiated (if yes, will be raised Catholic and bilingual). If applicant
has children (NO BRATS!), good, I don’t look forward to deal with pregnancies, births,
postpartum depression, vaccines, doctor visits, vomit, shit, sleepless nights,
crying, sickness, etc. If applicant doesn’t want children, even better, that
way we can spend our money in ourselves.
10. Must understand that Dr. Tanuky’s careers
are, and always will be, first. You will be a mistress to a driven professional.
Most of the relationship will be through text, phone, email, Skype, social
media, etc.
11. Must have a clear goal in life, a set path, and
a vision of where she wants to be in 20 years… be practical! No romantic
I-want-world-peace or eliminate-world-hunger bull shit...
12. Above all… be a mature ground-up, talk through the
problems, negotiate and compromise… thus… NO FUCKING DRAMA!!!
What you get is a driven,
hard-working, the-end-justify-the-means, brutally honest, never married with no
children, heterosexual male, working to achieve greatness…
If you think you can handle
reality, working to achieve a goal and qualify send your CV, bank statement,
and credit score to my email.
